A new Target Dress and a New Attitude!
Just call me Rebekah… of the prairie. Since all I can think of is defining the first amendment and explaining what ‘double standards’ ACTUALLY means… it’s time for some comedic relief. My timing is always AMAZING, so why not? I’m sure someone, somewhere will appreciate my humor.
Back to Target I went. Because I wanted to see if I could find the ‘dress‘. Chances are you know EXACTLY which target dress I’m talking about. Think revival of Little House on the Prairie. As if 2020 wasn’t bad enough, 2021 is bringing back FRILLS! For all the magic Target provides us, it really does throw some curveballs from time to time. Especially in the form of women’s clothing. Granted there are some mystical unicorn women out there that make these styles look good… I am not one of them.
Hence… REBEKAH OF THE PRAIRIE!
As you can see here, this target dress is perfect for creepy window reflections. Even with the super-bright colors of my personal find, I cast the glow of the undead school marm as I stare into the abyss that is 2021 (Everyone’s heard the joke about how 2021 sounds like 2020 WON by now right? Horrifying!)
For those moments that require deeper thought, The frilly puffy sleeve offers a nice touch to close-ups. Indicating just how hopeless the thought of ‘jeans’ is. I mean I’ll give this target dress one thing… it’s comfortable! After all, it’s basically an oversized dress shaped blanket that covers as much skin as possible. Merge this bad boy with the denim jumpsuit and you’re COVERED. Like…literally.
On to happier days… a simple change in hairstyle and an awkward grin and you get this result. It’s always nice to have an article of clothing that can double as your undead look AND your overenthusiastic 19th-century child self. How versatile!
You know you want to be my friend…
There you have it. My latest trip to Target. 2021 Is going to be a heck of year… at least I know I have fashion on my side!